OK, Let’s start with A”Little Johnny raises his hand and shouts, “Teacher! Pick me! Pick me!”The teacher thinks to herself, “I know what he’s going to say.” So she calls on another student.Next, the teacher asks for the letters B, C, and D. and each time Little Johnny raises his hand the teacher ignores him and calls on other students. This continues until she reaches the letter U. By this time Little Johnny is almost jumping out of his seat. The teacher can’t really think of a bad word that starts with that letter. So she calls on him.“U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate.”The teacher rolls her eyes and says, “OK, now use it in a sentence.”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten.”Can’t sleep < SlappyYou >Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago?I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night!Limerick An accident really uncanny Befell a respectable granny; She sat down in a chair While her false. I took her closer to me and our bodies were rubbing together. I bent slightly and planted a kiss on her neck which was received by her by a sexxxy moan. I was getting horny and my dick was growing bigger and bigger in my jockey. It was rubbing her thighs and her waistline. Her boobs were on my chest and we were enjoying it thoroughly. I could feel her warm breath on my face and she was looking so pretty and sexy……..as the song was about to get over…..our lips were locked together and we were in long passionate french kiss. I love long and passionate kisses and she also was enjoying it thoroughly…….. After this she asked me that if we could get to the bed, i shook my head and replied yes ,i took her in my arms and carried her to the bed…..in the bedroom we were in each others arms and kissing. I asked her if i can take her upper cloths to which she replied positively. I took of her t-shirt and her breasts were wrapped in a black bra which was looking damn sexxxy. I grabbed her boobs.
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